I know you’re thinking, what in the world? That was literally part of a comment I received on one of my posts. I was going through all of the comments and approving the legitimate ones and deleting the spam.
So many comments come from people in other countries where English is not their primary language. Some of the sayings are so ridiculous I felt I had to share them with you.
These are actual comments I sorted through:
What if I start website flipping now? This is really an awesome idea. Brilliant people doesn’t view a situation in the negative side.
My reaction: You know you’re right, brilliant people doesn’t view a situation in the negative side, at least I doesn’t.
I really enjoy it! Your report feels like an A. Your artical is great! I have been to your posts before. Great post. I really appreciate the information. Thank you so much for the wonderful content you have created! I admire you. Your artical is great! After read it, I think a lot. The content is very exciting and I can almost understand. Please keep going on and continue to add excellent posts. That’s big help for me. You are tops.Great! You have done a terrific job communicating your message. I totally agree with your opinion. Thanks! Your atical is really surprising.The article is very helpful to me. The more I read, the more I keep coming back!
My reaction: Your enthusiasm! Is contagious! You are one of those brilliant people who doesn’t view a situation in the negative side!
The situation goes like whenever I get out they pull me back in. I hate myself for commenting sometimes but think I have to say woot to this overall. Been a a long day. Peace out.
My reaction: Long day doesn’t adequately describe it.
i love this post. i have alerted my friend harry about it because he loves this kind of info as well!
My reaction: Thanks. I was hoping you would tell harry.
hey!,I like yourblog so much! share we discuss more about your post on MSN? Looking forward to see you.
My reaction: Yes, we share discuss it.
Hi very best place inside the globe is this. finest in world.I have no words for my country.. I am fan of Indian music.I have lived in Indian Cities.
My reaction: As far as I know the inside of a globe is hollow space. I have no words either.
I like to read nice things!
My reaction: Thank you for taking the time to post this.
Fantastic blog! I definitely love how it is easy on my eyes and also the information are well written. I am wondering how I could be notified whenever a new post has been made. I have subscribed to your rss feed which must do the trick! Have a nice day!
My reaction: Dang it, I was trying to use my blog to hurt your eyes, thus partially blinding you and causing you to trip on your dog. I guess my plot to take over the world was foiled…again.
i had invested in a cleaning business and of course, this is a great business :`.
My reaction: Sounds great by how you’re describing it. Although I am not sure what to make of the trailing alien script.
Now before you judge me as being harsh on people that struggle with English I just want you to know these were not real readers and fans of Prosperly, they were people trying to post spammy links in the comments of my site. If someone gives me a legitimate comment not obviously just trying to get a spam link out of it, I will gladly post it.
Please Prosperly readers, or non-readers I should say, keep the spammy comments coming. It gives me material for new posts.
3 comments On Brilliant people doesn’t view a situation in the negative side.
Me Likey! Top Notch Writing! Keep it up the good work!…
I get these too, some of them are word for work matches. They do make me laugh sometimes, but the ones that actually have a keyword of the article in them are the best ones. I read those an then notice the URL is to a crap site and I click “Spam” without hesitation.
BTW, why isn’t the Akismet plug-in catching these? I use it and I assume you do too. Perhaps that broken grammar is their key to getting overlooked.
Nice post. Very funny reading the comments. We all go through this crap – part of the ‘business’.
Keep up the great posts. I will be back.
OK. This was one of the funniest posts I’ve ever read in my life! I laughed out loud several times. Snarf!
Is this really what I have to look forward to? How fun! I can hardly wait until I start getting hilarious SPAM comments from around the world.
Great blog, by the way. No, really! I totally mean it. I’m hooked. And I want to be like you when I grow up. You’re my new hero. Your blog is going on my list. As soon as I figure out how to work that widget.
To be honest, most days it feels like I’m chasing my tail (and I’m ashamed to admit this has been going on for years!). Nay. I have a better image. If you can picture this: I’m chasing my tail in circles and I’m moving in a forward momentum. In other words, in spite of myself I’m still actually getting somewhere in this crazy information-choked business called Internet Marketing.
Now, if I could only start making some money! ;-)